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20 | Female | Taken | California |
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edens-blog:

charminglyantiquated:

Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas

as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards

so

PPPFFTT

ariellynh:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

I will always reblog this at this time of year.

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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Getting off tumblr for tonight. Boyfriend is coming over and were gonna cuddle and eat food! Night guys!!

I like my men with meat on them. That means you get warmer cuddles!

thiswreckyoucalllife:

I’m a bad person. I just like drugs and sex and having sex when I’m on drugs. Don’t fall in love with me I’m a terrible person.